MY DAUGHTER HAD HER BABY SCAN TODAY AND SHOWED THE PICTURE TO HER LITTLE DAUGHTER. LIBBY LOOKED AT IT AND SAID."THAT.S BORING I WOULD RATHER HAVE A PUSSYCAT" LOL
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RE: WHAT FUNNY THINGS HAS YOUR CHILD SAID???
I THINK THIS IS PRICELESS, AND NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES I TELL PEOPLE I STILL LAUGH.... WHEN DANIEL WAS ABOUT 5 YEARS OLD, HE ASKED IF HE COULD SWEAR, I SAID 'NO'. BUT HE SAID SAID 'PLEASE,PLEASE PLEASE, JUST ONCE. I WONT ASK AGAIN'. I SAID ' WHAT DO YOU WANT TO SAY?'
HE REPLIED 'F.A.R.T'
I SAID 'FART?'
HE SAID 'NO BUGGER OFF!'..... HA! HA!HA! HA!
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When my son was young he used to sing "Last night I dreamt of some petrol" instead of "Last night I dreamt of San Pedro" (La isla Bonita)
My daughter used to sing "Do ya do ya do ya do ya wanna bet" instead of "Do ya do ya do ya wanna dance"
As adults, they still get ribbed about it!
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Lol .... These are PRICELESS !!!
I remember when Peter (who is now 17) was about 6 years old, one of the older lads who lived in our street was "showing off" his muscles. Well the older lad said to peter:
" Hey Pete, Have you got a six pack?"
Peter replied " NO! But I think my Daddy has one in the shed, I will go and look "
Even now we "rib" Pete about his wee quip lol
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thirty three years ago I was on a bus with my daughter when a coloured gentleman sat next to me , my little girl started laughing very loudly and really chuckled , she hadnt seen anyone coloured before, I didnt want to ask her why she was laughing, but my husband did, she replied that man e got chocolate all over is face , said more childlike, the man laughed so loud and he said it was the lovliest thing anyone had said to him, to this day I still imagine her face laughing, she was two, and now is thirty five, kids eh,
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another funny story , my daughter again, I took her to c&a to buy her some new clothes , the fashion for little girls at that time was little gypsy blouses and little overall type pants that tied at the shoulder, so when we got home she tried them on, so I said leave that set on and watch for daddy coming home from work, you just look like andy pandy , she waited at the gate and when her dad came home she run to him and said , daddy I got my hanky panky suit on, I still laugh to this day, and she hates me telling everyone especially at family gatherings ,
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these are so lovely to read. thanks for sharing.
Rhiain didnt say a lot as she was so young but she loved to use the word 'poo' and seemed to take great pleasure in shouting it out at the top of her lungs in public and watching me cringe. i still think she knew what she was doing. people would smile sweetly and giggle at her and she would get louder with it. another of her favourite words was 'guck' it was her first word instead of duck it always made my heart melt.
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I remember my daughter coming home from school and asking me if I was Christian or Vegetarian!
She got very upset with me because I couldn't stop laughing!
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I remember when my friends dad died. her daughter would take her children to the grave. she would say come on were going to see grandad. one day her little girl said i coming to see grandad hes never in.........ahhh bless her xxx
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HI WE.VE BEEN OUT TODAY IN MY DAUGHTERS NEW CAR, SHE HAS HAD AN AUTOMATIC BEFORE BUT THIS ONE IS A MANUAL SO WE HAVE HAD A FEW GEAR CRUNCHES TODAY!! LIB WHO IS THREE SAID AFTER ONE CRUNCH"" OH MUMMY THE CAR IS TRUMPING"" I SAID NO ITS THE GEARS BUT SHE REPLIED NO IRS TRUMPING THE CAR DON.T HAVE EARS!!!!
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