MY DAUGHTER HAD HER BABY SCAN TODAY AND SHOWED THE PICTURE TO HER LITTLE DAUGHTER. LIBBY LOOKED AT IT AND SAID."THAT.S BORING I WOULD RATHER HAVE A PUSSYCAT" LOL
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RE: WHAT FUNNY THINGS HAS YOUR CHILD SAID???
Whwn my daughter was young her gran said you've got your shoes on the wrong feet hen, my daughter replied it's the only feet i've got gran.
RE: WHAT FUNNY THINGS HAS YOUR CHILD SAID???
When Victoria was young she said to me " Dad, do you know why dogs cant say P" when I said I didnt she said " its because they havent got any lips"
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WHEN MY SON WAS THREE HE WAS DESPERATE FOR THE BATHROOM BUT SOMEONE WAS IN IT. HE PIPED UP I NEED A WEE ID TIE A KNOT IN IT BUT IT ISNT BIG ENOUGH!!!!
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my kids have said or done soo much .. but one that i still laugh about , is my daughter who is 18 but special needs , she told her friend who is pregnant , she must not drink tea as tea is very hot and it might melt the baby lmao .. i still laugh
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I REMEMBER WEN I FETCHED EMMA HOMW FROM HOSPITAL AFTER GIVING BIRTH TO HER (OVIOUSLY)HAHA WELL I WAS CHANGING HER NAPPY WEN JAMES DECIDED TO HELP HE RAN OF CRYING WEN I ASKED HIM WHAT UPSET HIM SO MUCH HE SED MAMMY U NEED TO TAKE THE BABY BAK TO HOSPITAL WEN I ASKED Y SON HE SED COS SHE HAS A BIT MISSING HENCE EMMA IS A GIRL LOL I HAD TO TELL HIM BLESS GIRLS DONT HAVE A TAIL LIKE BOYS SO CONFUSSING
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hi i was on the bus the other day with my son whos 5 a person got on the bus and when i saw them i new it was a lad with long hair he sat in front of us and when my son look he says hes a boy but looks like a girl and i was like yer its a lad then hes pull hes hair to see if it cant off i didnt no where to put my face
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MY LITTLE BOY BEN WAS 4 WHEN WE WENT TO SCARBOROUGH TO SCATTER MUMS ASHES. WE WENT TO THROW THEM AT THE HARBOUR SIDE, BUT THE WIND CHANGED AND SOME WENT INTO THE SEA. BEN LOOKED AT ME CRYING MY EYES OUT AND SAID MUMMY ISNT IT A GOOD JOB GRANDMA HAD LEARNT TO SWIM SHES A MERMAID NOW, IT MADE US LAUGH AT LEAST XX
RE: WHAT FUNNY THINGS HAS YOUR CHILD SAID???
My son callum was on his Knees looking for something, I said what you lost callum her said my marbles. He really had went under the settee lol
RE: WHAT FUNNY THINGS HAS YOUR CHILD SAID???
lol reading some of these has made me laugh.
Reminds me of the time I wanted the floor to swallow me up, my 15yr old daughter when she was 4, we stood waiting to cross the road and a large guy crossed b4 waiting for the green man, she shouts out mummy that man is going to get squashed under a bus and make a mess the green man wasn't ready.
Later on, we were at the crossing on the way home and the same guy is stood beside us picking his nose, she churps up very loudly YUK mummy that man is going to lose his finger ain't he? his brain is going to fall out .... I was mortified.
The little darling!!!
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HI ALL MY SON WAS 6/7 COMING OUT OFF SCHOOL CLASS WITH THE OTHER BOYS AND ONE MUM ASKED HER LITTLE BOY ,
WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN LEARNING TODAY SON ?
ABOUT ST.JOHN THE BAS*ARD ,{OPPS!} YOU CAN IMAGINE US MUMS WERE IN FITS OF LAUGHTER AS THEY WERE ATTENDING
ST.JOHN THE BAPTIST CHURCH OF ENGLAND SCHOOL !!
HIS POOR MOTHER WAS MORTFIED !!!PMPL
STILL MAKES ME SMILE TODAY SOME 6 YEARS ON !!
LOVE TO YA ALL ,WHAT A GREAT THREAD !♥♥ RACH ♥♥
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