funny childhood songs!! (to spread some laughs)

When i was a kid my mum sang songs to us and we learnt them n sang them as kids .. did anyone els?? i thought id share my ones i now know (didnt know at time) that they werent funny for a kid to sing lol

Mummy n Daddy of Ellie
November 20, 2008

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RE: funny childhood songs!! (to spread some laughs)

ooh i was about to share one but realised it not appropiate on here cuz it is abut a dead husband n greedy wife ..dont know if all will get the humour!! off to think of another lol

Mummy n Daddy of Ellie
November 20, 2008

RE: funny childhood songs!! (to spread some laughs)

boogiie woogie custerd
boogie woogie pie
all mixed together with a dead dogs eye
slice a bit of butter
spread it on thick
swill it all down with a cup of cold sick

(can u belive my mum taught us that?)

Mummy n Daddy of Ellie
November 20, 2008

RE: funny childhood songs!! (to spread some laughs)

when i was a wee wee tot
they took me from my wee wee cot
they put me on a wee wee pot
to see if i could wee or not
when they found that i could not
they took me from my wee wee pot
they put me in my wee wee cot
and then i wee weed quite alot!

Mummy n Daddy of Ellie
November 20, 2008

RE: funny childhood songs!! (to spread some laughs)

haha i wanna hear the inapropriate one xx

Bon Nxxx
November 20, 2008

RE: funny childhood songs!! (to spread some laughs)

If you insist, I will one day soon find the words to Val Doonican's "Delaney had a donkey" as that is very very very funny. lol

Sheila Taylor
November 20, 2008

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anyone heard of the lambtom worm?? me ganny would sing that and well i would scream hahaha

Bon Nxxx
November 20, 2008

RE: funny childhood songs!! (to spread some laughs)

my grandad used to sing this to me our little tania once told me she s boils on her a**e like cherries on a tree never made sense really but he thought it was funny

Tania November 20, 2008

RE: funny childhood songs!! (to spread some laughs)

lol ok ill tell u but i hope no one get offended
just remember we was bout 3 years old n singing these!!

Darling go home
your husband is ill
ooh is he ill well i have no pill
come come my dear france just one more dance then ill go home to my poor old man

Darlin go home your husband is worse!
Oh is he worse, well i am no nurse
come come my dear france just one more dance
then ill go home to my poor old man

Darling go home your husband is dead!
OOh is he dead? well theres no more to be said
come come my dear France just one more dance
then ill go home to my poor old man

Darling go home theres the will to be read
whats that u said?
Theres the will to be read!
Oh no no my dear france this is no time to dance
i must go weep for m poor old man

lol

Mummy n Daddy of Ellie
November 20, 2008

RE: funny childhood songs!! (to spread some laughs)

oooh
my dingaling
your dingaling
i want you to play with my dinagline
your dinagaling
my dingaling
y wont u play with my dingaling
I love you in the morning n i love u in the night
i love u in the morning when the starts r shinging brigh
og tiddleee winky winky winky winky winky wooo
i love you

lol i thought they ment bells!!!